my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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