your parents love me but you hate me
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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