wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
