if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
vagina is talking i cant
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
