His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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