I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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