I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
