I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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