just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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