Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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