he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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