Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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