dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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