if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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