dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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