Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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