You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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