how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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