are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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