Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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