So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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