it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
