Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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