Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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