I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Randomize
