Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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