i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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