Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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