i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS