i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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