I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I love having hate sex.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
