How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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