I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
barbara walters just said penis...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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