yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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