Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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