how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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