that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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