Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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