i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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