i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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