That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Enjoy the penises
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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