This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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