His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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