wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
