me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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