Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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