OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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