I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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