I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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