so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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