Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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