OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
True but thats because hes a fetus.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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