I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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