oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I need a burrito and a hug.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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