Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?