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• (631): View more from New York

  Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?

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• (585): View more from New York

  i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?

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  Every day of my life.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.

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• (310): View more from California

  Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it

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