Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow