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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  story of my life.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.

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• (310): View more from California

  Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up

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• (315): View more from New York

  I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?

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