would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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