why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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