THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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