is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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