What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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